STRANGE and STUPID STUFF PEOPLE DO!

******I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS WITH THIS??
I go to the amenities block there is no one in there, 8 toilets free, great in i go.....
Next minute someone comes in, where do they go right beside me??
We go to the movies.....The whole picture theatre is empty, we are the first in.
So we pick our seat, next in is a family baby & all, where do they go?....... Yep you got it! Right behind us, not over to the left or the right, but directly behind us!!!
Next couple come in they plop down directly in front of us, Mark & I just look at each other & shake our heads!......Agrh!!
I don't get it it happens all the time!

******THOUGHTS!!
As i was pouring my happy hour beverage, i thought to myself, how good Mark & I have been & not yet spilt a drink in our compromised living conditions!
Well it pays not to think....Just as i put my glass on the table, Husband picked up his beer & yep over goes my wine!....What a mess!
So yuck is the smell of spilt grog!
After pulling the lounge apart & cleaning up the mess, as well as stripping off our soaked clothes we settled back down & still we don't know how it happened!
Funny too..... We were sober!

******MONEY MONEY MONEY!
Just before we left Yeppoon for Mackay, Husband filled the truck with diesel, total cost $145.00 paid by credit card.
Too easy.......NOT!
Anyway a few days later Mark decided to pull out the docket to see how much per litre it cost.
As he double checked the receipt, his credit card was charged $445.00!
We rang the petrol station & as we thought, they were aware of this mistake & will credit it back to the account!
Now that was just a fluke that he found this blunder & lucky also because the petrol station had no record of our details & needed Mark to get in touch with them so as to refund it back!!!!!
That was called the hit of the wrong key trick!

*******SHARON'S SPRINKLER STUFF UPS!!!
As it is like summer now here in the top end of Qld, & water restrictions are not a problem, which makes me wonder why? As it never rains here!!
Anyway, i have been regularly watering our garden & lawn, this caravan site is huge that we are on & were lucky enough to score, it has a lovely garden & lawn!
So the other afternoon Mark & I were sitting out the back enjoying our happy hour bevy, until it was to time for me to reposition the sprinkler!
OMG.......Stupid Sharon went out & pulled the hose from the back yard to the front yard underneath the caravan!!
PROBLEM........I forgot to turn it off! Hahaha! 
Not funny..... Husband has never jumped so quick or swore so much!.....Oops Sorry!
Well that was OK & we dried the chairs & table & Mark calmed back down!

I really should stop there with my stuff ups cause the next one is a total disaster & just plain stupid!!
Ok here we go!
Yesterday i was sprinkling again, this time i placed it out the front, Mark had the back of the truck open, our waceo fridge is on a fridge slide & it juts out the back of the truck, which makes it easy to get into!  Anyway to cut a long embarrassing story short!
Mark went to get a beer out of the fridge & Holy Heavens to Mercatroid!!!!!!
Well that is not what he yelled out!!!!!!
Water everywhere & worst of all it went in the fridge motor as well as the back of the truck!! It was there for about half an hour & everything was well & truly soaked!
What a wanker i am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I must add that i was sober, which makes it worse!!!
My eyes are so bad!
I thought when i placed it there that it cleared the truck!
To replace this fridge would cost thousands!
We took it out & aired it & thank you Dear Lord it is still going this morning!

I don't think i will be sprinkling for a while i am far too dangerous!!!!!

Lucky Husband still loves me!!! 

*******SOME PEOPLE!
Mark was at work this particular day, so I decided to get on  the bus & head to town to do what I do best..........Shop!!!
While i was sitting at the bus stop waiting for the bus this Ute pulls up in front of me, at this moment, i am thinking this bloke is strange & what is he doing????
He then gets out of his car & walked around to the back of it & pretended to be checking his spare tyre!
Well that didn't last long, cause the next second, he came over to me & started chatting & asking questions, such as......What are you doing today, Where are you from & a few other stupid questions!
Anyway he then offers me a lift in to town, oh no that's OK I said, I have nothing else to do today, he says, oh me either we could do nothing together!!!  Ewe Yuck i don't think so!
Finally he got the message & said goodbye & left!
Me being the detective, I straight away got out my pen & paper & wrote down his number plate & a description of him & his car!
I rang husband & told him, & he was as concerned as I.
Seriously what is with Some people.........Fancy a 30 odd year old bloke trying to pick up a 51 year old granny off the side of the road? Help!!!
Thank god i haven't seen him again! 
Another day I decided to go for a walk, & as i am strolling along happily enjoying the scenery & sunshine, my eye line wandered to across the road to this couple, i suppose they would be in their 60's. Well next minute she stopped & he walked into someones yard, goes behind the fence & wait for it!
Does a wee!!!!!! I am in shock, YUCK!! 
I turned my head quickly the other away, as I didn't want to make eye contact with them,
as these people looked really strange & very fruity!!!!
Mark wonders why when we go for a walk, I am always looking behind us & surveying the scene!
There are many strange people out there!