OLD TIRED OLD MILLARD

OLD TIRED OLD MILLARD
MILLI BEFORE HER RENOVATION!

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

STICKY BEAK SHAZZA

                                             I need to share this gross as it was!!!
    Last week new neighbours moved in next to us down on the river front @ our caravan park!
These were an elderly couple & they would sit out side their horse float shaped
 funny looking caravan all day everyday just staring at anything that took their eye!
It was a little bit annoying really!
Well anyway
One morning as i peered out my kitchen window as i did regularly whilst sipping my
 morning coffee i sneakily watched the man carry out what i could only assume was the pee bucket over to the tap, which was right next to my kitchen window.
My thoughts immediately were.......
Why wouldn't you take that down to the loo???
Anyway enough sticky beaking done & it was time to do my usual van clean for the day!
Down i was washing the floor & i could hear the rushing
 swishing of the water as he cleaned the bucket out!
after i finished washing my floor i got up.........
Now, get ready cause here comes the gross part!!!
 I went over the sink only to find it covered in
splashes of water & piddle everywhere
!!!!
Yuck Yuck Yuck
Out came the boiling water, disinfectant & every other cleaner i could find!
After cleaning it  up i was thinking now will i tell him, no i don't have the heart!
Then i thought......Oh blow it!
 So i did i went over & explained to him what happened!
He apologised!
After that i kept the window closed & the blind shut!
I thank the heavens that i was not still standing there sticky beaking out!!!
Happy we were when they left the next day!!
  

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